1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What does next year have in store for me?
Bad Boy, The Beatles (Doesn't sound so bad...)
What's my love life like?
Hear Me Lord, George Harrison (Oooh, that's a bit pathetic. True, but pathetic nonetheless)
What do I say when life gets hard?
I'm Not Crying, Unknown Artist
What do I think when I get up in the morning?
Jacqueline, Franz Ferdinand (Well, if I knew someone named Jacqueline, that might make more sense)
What song will I dance to at my wedding?
Half A Person, The Smiths
How do I feel about my friends?
Killer Queen- Queen
What do you want as a career?
The Snake, Mediaeval Baebes
How will I die?
Monkeys and Guns- Eddie Izzard (Oh dear, shot by a gun-wielding monkey...)
Your favorite saying?
It's A Maze, The Secret Garden
Lothlorien- The Fellowship of the Ring (Wow, that one actually worked...)
What do you think of your parents?
Speak To Me, Breathe- Pink Floyd
What's your porn star name?
The Cosmic Game- Thievery Corporation
Where would you go on a first date?
Prologue (Apprehension)- Apocalyptica
Drug of choice?
The River of Dreams- Billy Joel
Venus Doom- HIM
What is the thing I like doing most?
Bitter's End- Andy Mackay
And then, just because I feel like it, a list of the next few random songs on my Zune:
The Water Buffalo Song- Veggie Tales
Kokomo- The Beach Boys
Symphony No. 9 (Scherzo)- Ludwig von Beethoven
Sparkling Diamonds- Moulin Rouge
Knights of the Round Table- Monty Python
Open Book- The Rakes
MY<DSMBR- Linkin Park
There's a Fine, Fine Line- Avenue Q
The Worst Pies in London- Sweeney Todd
Supermassive Black Hole- Muse
10,000 Elektrovolt- Robots in Disguise
The Mighty Boosh Theme Song
Age of Aquarius, Let the Sun Shine In- The Fifth Dimension
Drink Up Me Hearties- Pirates of the Caribbean