hobbit_feets: (w&i || he'd like a bit of pleading)
THIS.

Just saying.  Heeemygod, I'm all of a-twitter now.  Tooootally ignoring the costs for other things, like, oh, boots, and corsets, and things that invariably cost yonks of cash that I don't have, because FABRIC.  I am, as they say on the internet, excite.
hobbit_feets: (w&i || he'd like a bit of pleading)
THIS.

Just saying.  Heeemygod, I'm all of a-twitter now.  Tooootally ignoring the costs for other things, like, oh, boots, and corsets, and things that invariably cost yonks of cash that I don't have, because FABRIC.  I am, as they say on the internet, excite.
hobbit_feets: (Chris and Sue)
Huzzah!  But this time, it includes silly post-coital banter and bad herbal tea.  And a boyfriend.  All good fun, what?

Sue Does Not Approve of Your Tea

Also, David Tennant is adorable, geeky love. *points madly at icon*
hobbit_feets: (Chris and Sue)
Huzzah!  But this time, it includes silly post-coital banter and bad herbal tea.  And a boyfriend.  All good fun, what?

Sue Does Not Approve of Your Tea

Also, David Tennant is adorable, geeky love. *points madly at icon*
hobbit_feets: (Goes Punk)
I'm rather impressed by myself.  As a matter of course, my fics generally are not terribly filthy.  They may contain sex, but it's never described in explicit terms; I tend to prefer euphemism and metaphor whenever that's an option.  However, I believe I have now crossed whatever invisible boundary existed for me in those regards.  I have written a fic which is not only smutty smut smut, it is rough, violent femmeslash, and it involves bloodplay.  Not a lot of bloodplay, but a little.  For those of you who know the Boosh (which I think is only [profile] truly_bohemian, really...), it's Neon and Ultra, the Electro Girls from series one.  As it is something of a milestone in my career as a fic writer, I'll give you a link here.

Looks Toxic

I am deeply ashamed... except not really.
hobbit_feets: (Goes Punk)
I'm rather impressed by myself.  As a matter of course, my fics generally are not terribly filthy.  They may contain sex, but it's never described in explicit terms; I tend to prefer euphemism and metaphor whenever that's an option.  However, I believe I have now crossed whatever invisible boundary existed for me in those regards.  I have written a fic which is not only smutty smut smut, it is rough, violent femmeslash, and it involves bloodplay.  Not a lot of bloodplay, but a little.  For those of you who know the Boosh (which I think is only [profile] truly_bohemian, really...), it's Neon and Ultra, the Electro Girls from series one.  As it is something of a milestone in my career as a fic writer, I'll give you a link here.

Looks Toxic

I am deeply ashamed... except not really.
hobbit_feets: (Bertie)
I had the most curious dream last night, involving (oddly enough) various characters from the Jeeves books.  In this dream, Honoria Glossop was a bull dyke- that being the precise term used in the dream- and she was in a relationship with Pauline Stoker.  And for some reason, they had to tell Gussie Fink-Nottle, who simply couldn't wrap his brain around the idea of lesbianism and kept rabbitting on about newts and how newt reproductive activity was strictly limited to male/female interaction.  And Bertie kept popping up randomly as well, bestowing his congratulations upon the happy couple, though (as he confessed to Jeeves later) his happiness was mostly on account of the fact that he would never have to be engaged to Honoria or Pauline again.  

Dashed rummy, really.
hobbit_feets: (Bertie)
I had the most curious dream last night, involving (oddly enough) various characters from the Jeeves books.  In this dream, Honoria Glossop was a bull dyke- that being the precise term used in the dream- and she was in a relationship with Pauline Stoker.  And for some reason, they had to tell Gussie Fink-Nottle, who simply couldn't wrap his brain around the idea of lesbianism and kept rabbitting on about newts and how newt reproductive activity was strictly limited to male/female interaction.  And Bertie kept popping up randomly as well, bestowing his congratulations upon the happy couple, though (as he confessed to Jeeves later) his happiness was mostly on account of the fact that he would never have to be engaged to Honoria or Pauline again.  

Dashed rummy, really.
hobbit_feets: (Forever)
I have a date with Megan on Friday...

*jumps about and squeals ridiculously*

Fucking huzzah!
hobbit_feets: (Forever)
I have a date with Megan on Friday...

*jumps about and squeals ridiculously*

Fucking huzzah!
hobbit_feets: (British)
Oh my!  I watched Conan O'Brian last night, and Alan was absolutely bloody adorable!!!  Y'know, I've never actually heard him speak in his real voice before, and I just about fainted when he started speaking in that sweet Scottish accent of his.  *sigh*  And, of course, getting to hear him talk about his "package"- some amazing quotes about that.

(On his costume from Threepenny Opera)
"The trousers especially are quite tight; you have to, ah, commit to one side or the other."

"My, um, package has actually gotten better reviews than I have for the play.  One person said 'It looks like i've got a tea set for two down there'.  What does that even mean?"

"No, I like being bald- I like being able to touch certain parts of my body... wait, no."

*grins*  The man is amazing, truly.  And I love how he shows up just wearing a beater and slacks and still looks absolutely gorgeous.

And then, talking about lesbians:

"I love lesbians; they're all so nice, really.  Lesbians"

Yay!

hobbit_feets: (British)
Oh my!  I watched Conan O'Brian last night, and Alan was absolutely bloody adorable!!!  Y'know, I've never actually heard him speak in his real voice before, and I just about fainted when he started speaking in that sweet Scottish accent of his.  *sigh*  And, of course, getting to hear him talk about his "package"- some amazing quotes about that.

(On his costume from Threepenny Opera)
"The trousers especially are quite tight; you have to, ah, commit to one side or the other."

"My, um, package has actually gotten better reviews than I have for the play.  One person said 'It looks like i've got a tea set for two down there'.  What does that even mean?"

"No, I like being bald- I like being able to touch certain parts of my body... wait, no."

*grins*  The man is amazing, truly.  And I love how he shows up just wearing a beater and slacks and still looks absolutely gorgeous.

And then, talking about lesbians:

"I love lesbians; they're all so nice, really.  Lesbians"

Yay!

hobbit_feets: (Default)
Ok, I'm finally updating. I actually did write out a whole entry the other day, but then my fucking stupid computer deleted it, and I wasn't about to rewrite the whole thing, 'cause I'm a lazy bum, so... yeah. Yesterday was so ungodly hot, I almost died. The dew point was 72- that's fucking tropical!!! In bloody Minnesota! Eh, whatever.

I went to see 'Madagascar' the other day. It was not bad. Not as good as everybody's making it out to be, but not bad. My favourite character by far was Julian, self-proclaimed King of the Lemurs. He was hilarious. And he had an Indian accent, which, of course, always makes everything better. You could tell that the actor was totally into the part, which just added so much more than was there with the other animals/people.

Oooh! Speaking thus, a movie I really want to see is "My Summer of Love". Ah, right. Well, it's these two girls, one's kinda normal, whatever, the other is more exotic and... mysterious, I guess. They get to be good friends, and become... somewhere in between a cult and a club, I'm not really sure what, but they become closer than most people would say is good- ie: lesbian-ness. So, that happens, and then, somehow, it all begins to turn darker, I'm not really sure how, but it looks fantastic, and I really cannae wait to see it. If you'd like a better description than my paltry attempt, go here: http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=10342

Yeah... I'm having a lesbian week. Or so... might be more than a week now, I dunno. But that's not the point.

I have become hooked on Will and Grace. Good show. I've also become hooked on Grace/Karen slash fiction. Not so good, 'cause there's hardly any out there- really maddening. Meh. Oh well. MOOK!!!!!
hobbit_feets: (Default)
Ok, I'm finally updating. I actually did write out a whole entry the other day, but then my fucking stupid computer deleted it, and I wasn't about to rewrite the whole thing, 'cause I'm a lazy bum, so... yeah. Yesterday was so ungodly hot, I almost died. The dew point was 72- that's fucking tropical!!! In bloody Minnesota! Eh, whatever.

I went to see 'Madagascar' the other day. It was not bad. Not as good as everybody's making it out to be, but not bad. My favourite character by far was Julian, self-proclaimed King of the Lemurs. He was hilarious. And he had an Indian accent, which, of course, always makes everything better. You could tell that the actor was totally into the part, which just added so much more than was there with the other animals/people.

Oooh! Speaking thus, a movie I really want to see is "My Summer of Love". Ah, right. Well, it's these two girls, one's kinda normal, whatever, the other is more exotic and... mysterious, I guess. They get to be good friends, and become... somewhere in between a cult and a club, I'm not really sure what, but they become closer than most people would say is good- ie: lesbian-ness. So, that happens, and then, somehow, it all begins to turn darker, I'm not really sure how, but it looks fantastic, and I really cannae wait to see it. If you'd like a better description than my paltry attempt, go here: http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/review.php?movie=10342

Yeah... I'm having a lesbian week. Or so... might be more than a week now, I dunno. But that's not the point.

I have become hooked on Will and Grace. Good show. I've also become hooked on Grace/Karen slash fiction. Not so good, 'cause there's hardly any out there- really maddening. Meh. Oh well. MOOK!!!!!
hobbit_feets: (Default)
Today, I have decided that I am going to prove to y'all that Karen Walker, of Will and Grace fame, is bisexual. She's also very hot. Heehee
hobbit_feets: (Default)
Today, I have decided that I am going to prove to y'all that Karen Walker, of Will and Grace fame, is bisexual. She's also very hot. Heehee

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