hobbit_feets: (dw || ADORABLE COLIN IS ADORABLE)

Title: A Good Old-Fashioned Rogering (or: A Couple of Cute English Guys)
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Fifth Doctor, Sixth Doctor, Peri Brown
Pairings: Five/Six/Peri, a passing allusion to Three/Delgado
Wordcount: 6,877
Summary: 'Just because I'm a powerful figure of noble bearing and great command doesn't mean I'm incapable of yenning after a good old-fashioned rogering!'-- The Doctor yens. Peri obliges. They rope his younger self in to help out with proceedings.

Ie: the fic with the anal double penetration, ridiculous banter, and, because this is Six, speechifying. I'm kind of ridiculously pleased with it.

Check it out here on the ao3

hobbit_feets: (dw || stealing her sandwiches)
For those of you unaware, it is the season of podtor_who, a Doctor Who holiday podficathon. Go check it out; podfic is fabulous. As one of my contributions this year, I've recorded a fic by the ever-wonderful neveralarch, featuring Jo and Delgado!Master having adventures, the Master being more than usually blind to his own motivations, and a rehash of The Deadly Assassin.

Title: The Amazon
Author: neveralarch
Reader: Culumacilinte (ie: hobbit_feets)
Length: 9373
Rating: Teen and up
Pairing/Characters: Four/Delgado!Master, Jo Grant
Author's Summary: Jo made a poor choice in husbands, the Master made a poor choice in building materials, and the Doctor's gone off in a scarf.

Links: audio // text
hobbit_feets: (dw || you will obey me- only me)
Title: Life, After
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: Teen-ish?
Pairing: Ace McShane/Ninth Doctor
Summary: ‘Come back to the TARDIS, then.’ He offers it like it’s the obvious alternative, but Ace bites her lip. Maybe it is the obvious alternative, and she’d be lying if she said some part of her wasn’t tempted, but it feels… too soon, somehow. Or something. Too much like giving the Doctor power over her life again, and she doesn’t know that she’ll ever be ready for that.
Disclaimer: I own nothing! Who belongs to the mighty Auntie Beeb

The fic lives here
hobbit_feets: (dw || ADORABLE COLIN IS ADORABLE)
Title: Five Times Lord Braxiatel Had Occasion to Regret The Doctor’s Exile Very Deeply Indeed (And One Time He Wished The Doctor Would Just Sod Off Forever)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] x_los
Fandom: Gallifrey/Doctor Who
Characters: Braxiatel, Susan, Delgado!Master, Four, Five, Tegan, Turlough, Ainley!master, Six, Peri, Evelyn, Romana II, Leela, Narvin, Eight, Benny
Rating: PG
Pairings: Suggestions of Doctor/Master and Brax/Romana
Text: lives here
Audio: lives here
hobbit_feets: (xmen || bitchy girlfriends)
Title: The Importance of Being On Stage
Author: [livejournal.com profile] aralias
Fandom: Gallifrey
Characters: Brax, Romana, Narvin, Leela, 8th Doctor
Rating: Gen
Text: lives here
Audio: lives here

podficcage

Aug. 24th, 2012 04:46 am
hobbit_feets: (wjitw || a natural bond that forms)
Because there should always, always be more Antarctic explorers in love.

Title: The Existing Scheme of Things
Author: Culumacilinte
Reader: Culumacilinte (ie: hobbit_feets)
Length: 6580
Rating: Teen and up
Pairing/Characters: Eleventh Doctor, Amy Pond, Apsley Cherry-Garrard/Birdie Bowers
Author's Summary: In which the TARDIS acquires two more passengers, and there are Antarctic explorers in love. And a little bit of altering the course of history.
Links: text/ audio

podficcage

Aug. 15th, 2012 10:06 am
hobbit_feets: (lotr || will you look into the mirror?)
Title: Lomendánar (Little Love for the Things of My Love)
Author: Vulgarweed
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Characters: Skinbark, Yavanna
Text: Here, at AO3
mp3: Here

IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS FIC, SERIOUSLY GO READ IT. It is the best thing ever. Also, wow, I had way too much fun being an Ent for this.
hobbit_feets: (c'lebs || postmodernism)
Here I will post links to any fics I have recorded, both mine and other people's; if you have any comments, pray do leave them!

Fics by Me

A Dream of Wind, Peter Pan
The Existing Scheme of Things, Worst Journey in the World/Doctor Who

Fics by Other People

Jam Yesterday, Alice in Wonderland (Burton)
Lomendanar (Little Love for the Things of my Love), Lord of the Rings
Being an Account of a Journey to the strange new California Republic (and a most peculiar Hotel therein), Echo Bazaar/Hotel California
The Importance of Being On Stage, Gallifrey/Doctor Who
Five Times Lord Braxiatel Had Occasion to Regret The Doctor’s Exile Very Deeply Indeed (And One Time He Wished The Doctor Would Just Sod Off Forever) Gallifrey/Doctor Who

yuletide!

Jan. 3rd, 2012 04:01 am
hobbit_feets: (sh || GQ motherfuckers)
This is the post wherein I talk about Yuletide!

This year I got a fantastic fic, I See With My Eyes, in response to my prompt for Matrix fic dealing with trans* and/or genderqueer issues.  It approaches things in a very interesting way, and does so entirely with OCs, which is not something I'm usually huge on, but this fic does it very well.  It succinctly sculpts character and mood, and furthermore, was written at the last minute as a pinch hit, so go read! 

My own fic, which I may reveal as it is past the New Year, is this:

A Dream of Wind

A Peter Pan fanfiction, in which Mrs. Darling sorts through Mr. Darling's thoughts, and discovers the Neverland, amongst other Things.

I've wanted for aaaaages and ages and ages to write Peter Pan fic about Mr. Darling and Captain Hook, and this ended up being something else slightly to the left of that, but I am quite pleased with it nonetheless.

Also, thanks in part to [livejournal.com profile] earlwyn, and in part to the fact that the new Sherlock Holmes film came out last month, I am revisiting my love for Sherlock Holmes, and also have developed a mildly unhealthy obsession with Robert Downey, Jr.  I have been watching allllllll his films.  Even the bad eighties ones.  And the ones set in the court of Charles II that involve horrendous wigs.

fic!

Jul. 26th, 2011 10:31 am
hobbit_feets: (lotr || you are not bound)
Shock and awe, I have completed a fic.

From a Flat Surface

It's a Worst Journey fic, and is probably the most horrible thing I've ever written.  Not in terms of quality (I should like to think), but simply because what it contains makes me want to tear out my soul.  It is entirely the fault of a friend of [livejournal.com profile] earlwyn 's, so you can blame him.

fic!

Jul. 26th, 2011 10:31 am
hobbit_feets: (lotr || you are not bound)
Shock and awe, I have completed a fic.

From a Flat Surface

It's a Worst Journey fic, and is probably the most horrible thing I've ever written.  Not in terms of quality (I should like to think), but simply because what it contains makes me want to tear out my soul.  It is entirely the fault of a friend of [livejournal.com profile] earlwyn 's, so you can blame him.
hobbit_feets: (icons || tappity tap)
Because I've been all sorts of productive in my writing lately, let's have a meme!

Pick a paragraph (or any passage between... let's say 200 and 600 words) from anything I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.


For my fics, presuming that you don't just have ALL OF THEM memorised, I am in the process of archiving them here.  Alternately, check out the 'ficcage' tag on this journal, or the memories I have under 'my fics' for a more complete list.
hobbit_feets: (icons || tappity tap)
Because I've been all sorts of productive in my writing lately, let's have a meme!

Pick a paragraph (or any passage between... let's say 200 and 600 words) from anything I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.


For my fics, presuming that you don't just have ALL OF THEM memorised, I am in the process of archiving them here.  Alternately, check out the 'ficcage' tag on this journal, or the memories I have under 'my fics' for a more complete list.
hobbit_feets: (icons || tappity tap)
Nicked from the charming mertondingle.  Pick a character from my pup list - and a prompt from below and I'll write you a drabble.

-Playful
-Murderous
-Flailing
-Incarcerated
-Deviant
-Ill
-Intoxicated
-Wildly inappropriate
-Eloquent
-Cooking
-Over-protective
-Wanker
-Silly
-Romantic
-Silent treatment
-Bedtime
-Jealous
-Inquisitive
-Confused
-Sexy
-Angry
-Dorky
-Working
-Needs a hug
-Choose your own
hobbit_feets: (icons || tappity tap)
Nicked from the charming mertondingle.  Pick a character from my pup list - and a prompt from below and I'll write you a drabble.

-Playful
-Murderous
-Flailing
-Incarcerated
-Deviant
-Ill
-Intoxicated
-Wildly inappropriate
-Eloquent
-Cooking
-Over-protective
-Wanker
-Silly
-Romantic
-Silent treatment
-Bedtime
-Jealous
-Inquisitive
-Confused
-Sexy
-Angry
-Dorky
-Working
-Needs a hug
-Choose your own
hobbit_feets: (dw || time bandit)
Title: Notch in the Bedpost
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Five/Iris Wildthyme
Summary: In which dungeon!sex is made out to be much sexier and exotic than it probably really is.
Author's Notes: Written for the charming and filthy-minded [livejournal.com profile] amare_est_esse 's birthday.  Happy birthday, Mar!

~~~~~~~~~

happy birthdaaaaaay, mar~ )
hobbit_feets: (dw || time bandit)
Title: Notch in the Bedpost
Author: Culumacilinte
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Five/Iris Wildthyme
Summary: In which dungeon!sex is made out to be much sexier and exotic than it probably really is.
Author's Notes: Written for the charming and filthy-minded [livejournal.com profile] amare_est_esse 's birthday.  Happy birthday, Mar!

~~~~~~~~~

happy birthdaaaaaay, mar~ )
hobbit_feets: (dw || i think you need a)
A currently untitled now titled! bit of Fitz/Eight smut written for the kinkmeme from the prompt EIGHT/FITZ, RIMMING. THOUGH TBH, *ANY* KINK WOULD BE FINE BY ME, SO LONG AS THERE IS EIGHT/FITZ.

Title: Having Another Go
Rating: NC-17
Author: Culumacilnte
Pairing: Fitz/Eight
Summary: It might as well be titled Fitz's Adventures in Rimming.  Smut and fluff, and very little substance.
Word count: 988

It was a week later, maybe- it was hard to tell aboard the TARDIS, not that it mattered anyway- they'd saved yet another planet from bizarre aliens, and one of the Doctor's 'thank god we're alive' kisses had turned into a snog up against the console. )
hobbit_feets: (dw || i think you need a)
A currently untitled now titled! bit of Fitz/Eight smut written for the kinkmeme from the prompt EIGHT/FITZ, RIMMING. THOUGH TBH, *ANY* KINK WOULD BE FINE BY ME, SO LONG AS THERE IS EIGHT/FITZ.

Title: Having Another Go
Rating: NC-17
Author: Culumacilnte
Pairing: Fitz/Eight
Summary: It might as well be titled Fitz's Adventures in Rimming.  Smut and fluff, and very little substance.
Word count: 988

It was a week later, maybe- it was hard to tell aboard the TARDIS, not that it mattered anyway- they'd saved yet another planet from bizarre aliens, and one of the Doctor's 'thank god we're alive' kisses had turned into a snog up against the console. )
hobbit_feets: (icons || tappity tap)
Nicked from my dearest [livejournal.com profile] mertondingle , because I tend to be a bit rubbish at writing drabbles, and I thought it'd be good to get my hand in.  Also because I'm a memesheep, but you all knew that already.

The first TEN however many people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

1. [livejournal.com profile] spittingfish  doesn't know what she wants, but I'm writing it for her anyway.
2. [livejournal.com profile] mind_the_tardis  gave me weird ideas by asking for Jo/Malcom (Doctor Who)
3. [livejournal.com profile] t_eyla  is testing the limits of my Who knowledge by asking for EoT!Master/Seven
4. [livejournal.com profile] faience knows that two McGanns are better than one- Lt. Bush and Eight (Hornblower/Doctor Who)
5. I'm pretty sure [livejournal.com profile] dragonessa24  wants me to write TARDIS/Zagreus porn
6. [livejournal.com profile] cosmic_celery  has a taste for odd couples- Withnail/Marwood or Rosencrantz/Guildenstern
7. [livejournal.com profile] amare_est_esse  likes to torture Five- Five/Iris Wildthyme
8. [livejournal.com profile] brewsternorth  requested something to do with Ood Sigma
9. [livejournal.com profile] takhys  wants to see Delgado!Master wreak havoc with Njoki Rainmaker.
10. [livejournal.com profile] thought_goddess  goes old school with Three/Brig
11. [livejournal.com profile] mertondingle  ships Ianto/Everyone- including Sam Tyler
12. [livejournal.com profile] notusachan  knows I like writing evil too much- Simm!Master/C'rizz
13. [livejournal.com profile] narcissisma 's request of Hornblower/Bush is not boring in the slightest

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